Has anybody experienced this?
I have once.
It felt so good. Nothing to worry about, nothing to think about. All that was left to do was to sit back, relax, and smoke a bowl.
But that isn't Hakuna Matata.. its when you have no worries for the rest of your days.
Nevermind.. I don't think I've experienced it before.
Oct 11, 2007
Oct 10, 2007
Super Soaker Mania
Everybody in their life has had to own at least one water gun. Ranging from these little Dollar store pistols to the Toys-R-Us $80 ones. These things were fun when I was a kid. Anything with water was fun basically >.<
The things I would hate was when some kids we wouldn't know would always join in the battle, but they put soap in their guns. That stuff hurt some poor kid's eyes. Lucky me, I was wearing goggles :P
Then you would have either the cry babies that would want to play, but didn't want to get wet. They were ok, but they were as bad as the other people that would play. The ones that shoot you directly in your face and don't stop doing it.
The story today that I have is about when I was in 6th grade. I went over to a friend's house to have some water fights. I didn't have one of my own so I took my dad's water gun with me. It was one of the $80 ones. It was a water pressured gun. So the water will just burst with so much pressure that it will literally take your skin off >:D well.. maybe not that much, but from far away you would feel it pretty good.
Well, once I got to my friend's house we all loaded up, filled up the guns with water. Then we choose teams. If you basically get wet. You're out. Pretty easy game. Works best the first time around, but the next following rounds its kind of hard to tell who is out or not.
Back to the story of the battle. Nothing really happened with me. I'm more of a hider and enjoy to ambush. If more than one person I stay low. Pretty good plan, but it kind of ended up in a way I didn't want it to be.
It was me verses my friend. I had a the pressure soaker and a water pistol. The pistol was filled up to max and the pressure soaker was pumped beyond maximum. All he had was one of those pump about 1-3 times and shoot it.
My plan? Couldn't really do anything, but I could've outran him because he was pretty slow. So there wasn't really any fun in that. So thats why I throw my pistol at his face. Swung the pressure soaker around from my back to aiming position and shot!
I should have aimed better tho, because I shot him in his wiener. Full blast from the big gun -> his wiener = pain. A bit later on: Tears.
I was told I couldn't bring the big gun anymore >.<
The things I would hate was when some kids we wouldn't know would always join in the battle, but they put soap in their guns. That stuff hurt some poor kid's eyes. Lucky me, I was wearing goggles :P
Then you would have either the cry babies that would want to play, but didn't want to get wet. They were ok, but they were as bad as the other people that would play. The ones that shoot you directly in your face and don't stop doing it.
The story today that I have is about when I was in 6th grade. I went over to a friend's house to have some water fights. I didn't have one of my own so I took my dad's water gun with me. It was one of the $80 ones. It was a water pressured gun. So the water will just burst with so much pressure that it will literally take your skin off >:D well.. maybe not that much, but from far away you would feel it pretty good.
Well, once I got to my friend's house we all loaded up, filled up the guns with water. Then we choose teams. If you basically get wet. You're out. Pretty easy game. Works best the first time around, but the next following rounds its kind of hard to tell who is out or not.
Back to the story of the battle. Nothing really happened with me. I'm more of a hider and enjoy to ambush. If more than one person I stay low. Pretty good plan, but it kind of ended up in a way I didn't want it to be.
It was me verses my friend. I had a the pressure soaker and a water pistol. The pistol was filled up to max and the pressure soaker was pumped beyond maximum. All he had was one of those pump about 1-3 times and shoot it.
My plan? Couldn't really do anything, but I could've outran him because he was pretty slow. So there wasn't really any fun in that. So thats why I throw my pistol at his face. Swung the pressure soaker around from my back to aiming position and shot!
I should have aimed better tho, because I shot him in his wiener. Full blast from the big gun -> his wiener = pain. A bit later on: Tears.
I was told I couldn't bring the big gun anymore >.<
Oct 1, 2007
Icy Hot
Everybody should know what Icy Hot is. If not.. then you should know what BenGay is too. I learned a lesson from messing around with that stuff:
1. Make sure you don't have any Icy Hot on your hand after use.
2. Don't rub on genitals.
I believe it was 7th grade. I was at home by myself and I was bored. One of my friends came over, a girl, AND WE DID IT!!!! Haha.. I'm joking. We were kicking it in my room eating some Burger King I think it was and she saw some Icy Hot. She went to pick it up and dared me to put it on my genitals. XD
I was quick to think and I said, "Only if you do it too!" She told me that she would do it too, but knowing my friends I made her promise it. Not just any promise, but a pinky promise.
So I got a little bit of the Icy Hot on my finger and rubbed it on my genitals. Didn't do anything. Was just cold. I sat there for about 2 minutes talking to my friend. Then out of nowhere.. OH MY GOD DID THAT SHIT BURN!! I ran to the bathroom so quick to wash off my genitals with cold water, but before I did I shut the door and locked it.
My friend was laughing her head off and asking if I was ok. I told her I was and said that I would be in the bathroom for a while so if she wants to head home she can. She told me she was gonna stay so I said ok that it was fine.
I finally got the Icy Hot off of my genitals and went to my room where my friend laughed some more. I mentioned the pinky promise and she went with it. She rubbed some on herself. O.O
Right after she did that she told me that I was faking it. I told her that I wasn't lying and that it would be cold in the beginning and then hot. She said that it was cold like I had just said. Then right after that she screamed "OH MY GOD ITS HOT!!"
She ran up to my door, it was open, and started humping it like no tomorrow. She wasn't humping it where she was against the door, but where it was narrow. Damn.. it was funny. Well.. she had ran to the bathroom where I had followed and waited outside the door telling her that I wasn't lying. She yelled back and told me she knew. XD
1. Make sure you don't have any Icy Hot on your hand after use.
2. Don't rub on genitals.
I believe it was 7th grade. I was at home by myself and I was bored. One of my friends came over, a girl, AND WE DID IT!!!! Haha.. I'm joking. We were kicking it in my room eating some Burger King I think it was and she saw some Icy Hot. She went to pick it up and dared me to put it on my genitals. XD
I was quick to think and I said, "Only if you do it too!" She told me that she would do it too, but knowing my friends I made her promise it. Not just any promise, but a pinky promise.
So I got a little bit of the Icy Hot on my finger and rubbed it on my genitals. Didn't do anything. Was just cold. I sat there for about 2 minutes talking to my friend. Then out of nowhere.. OH MY GOD DID THAT SHIT BURN!! I ran to the bathroom so quick to wash off my genitals with cold water, but before I did I shut the door and locked it.
My friend was laughing her head off and asking if I was ok. I told her I was and said that I would be in the bathroom for a while so if she wants to head home she can. She told me she was gonna stay so I said ok that it was fine.
I finally got the Icy Hot off of my genitals and went to my room where my friend laughed some more. I mentioned the pinky promise and she went with it. She rubbed some on herself. O.O
Right after she did that she told me that I was faking it. I told her that I wasn't lying and that it would be cold in the beginning and then hot. She said that it was cold like I had just said. Then right after that she screamed "OH MY GOD ITS HOT!!"
She ran up to my door, it was open, and started humping it like no tomorrow. She wasn't humping it where she was against the door, but where it was narrow. Damn.. it was funny. Well.. she had ran to the bathroom where I had followed and waited outside the door telling her that I wasn't lying. She yelled back and told me she knew. XD
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